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Prepare Yourself: “The Human Centipede” Is Getting A XXX Makeover

Sunday, August 15th, 2010

Prepare Yourself: "The Human Centipede" Is Getting A XXX Makeover

“The Human Centipede”: depraved, disgusting…sexy? Not really—but that’s exactly why it’s the basis of Lee Roy Myers’s latest porn parody, “The Human Sex-ipede.” Can’t believe it’s real? We have the script.

We know what you’re thinking: what kind of sick, twisted mind turns the horrifying tale of a mad scientist who sews three people into a centipede-like abomination into a fuck flick? The same sick, twisted mind that brought us “The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody, ” of course. But don’t worry too much about Lee Roy’s mental health: it seems he’s more into this whole idea for the shock and awe factor, rather than the erotic potential of, uh, mouths grafted onto anuses.

In “The Human Sex-ipede,” three tourists are captured by a mad sex educator (German, of course), who plans to sew them all together, mouth to genitals (scat averted!). Lee Roy’s promised us that it’ll be heavier on the slapstick than the gross outs (“a true parody”), which we certainly appreciate. Let’s face it: after seeing “The Human Centipede,” we could all use a good laugh.

Dying to see how it turns out? Check out the script below:

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Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Behind the scenes at The Human SexipedeI know what you’re saying- “But how? How could you possibly make a sexier film than The Human Centipede?” But Tom Byron is going to try.

He’s just posted two pictures from their upcoming parody The Human Sexipede,Sunny Lane - The Human Sexipede which we can’t show you here without getting you fired from your job. But head on over to their blog to see them, one of which is a very clever take on the poster.

Danica Dillan, Lee Roy Myers and Amber Rayne star. Byron also has a porn parody of The Big Lebowski on the way.

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The Human Sexipede – XXX Parody

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