By Brian Bangs of PopPorn
Now, we’re not naming names, but the adult industry is somewhat notorious for taking the easy way out. Just look at thisblatant attempt to do as little work as possible or this one over here. Honestly, most people who work in the adult industry are only there because they failed at one thing or another in life and thus, found refuge in the easy going, adult-porno arena.
Hell, look at us. Collectively, we’re failed musicians, artists, film makers, comic book authors, writers and love makers. Thus, we carved out a little niche in the back of the short bus and set up shop. Don’t feel bad for us, some people have to be the folks who stand and wave as the parade goes by.
However, every once in a while there is a porno person that comes along that actually accepts a challenge that others might have said, “Nu-fuckin’-uh.” Case in point, Lee Roy Myers upcoming production of The Human Sexipede.
The Human Centipede is a dutch horror film that tells the story of a German doctor who kidnaps three tourists and joins them surgically, mouth to anus, forming a “human centipede“. By the way, I just copy and pasted that synopsis from wikipedia. See? Lazy!
Anyways, to make a long story short, The Human Centipede sounds amazingly twisted and cruel but ultimately, it’s a shitty movie. We love a good fucked up flick around these parts but sadly, The Human Centipede was tepid at best. However, even as a luke warm, rather dull horror movie, we never thought anyone would actually go as far as to turn it into a porn parody. Well, dip us in honey glaze and call us holiday dinner, that’s precisely what the King of porn, Tom Byron and his studio Tom Byron Pictures went and did withThe Human Sexipede.
As we mentioned, Tom tapped veteran porn parody maestro, Lee Roy Myers to helm the feature and while it’s a parody which ultimately dooms it to shitty-ness, you have to give credit where credit is due. We haven’t seen the movie yet, but we’d like to give a high-five to team Byron and Team Lee Roy for taking the chance.