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XBiz and XFanz Editor’s Choice!!!

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

The Human Sexipede

Is Editor’s Choice!

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For Immediate Release

November 12, 2010

(Van Nuys, CA) – The Human Sexipede (www.humansexipede.com) has just been named Editor’s Choice by XBIZ! The sexy, controversial feature from the minds of Lee Roy Myers and Tom Byron Pictures (www.tombyronpictures.com) has entered the spotlight once again.

The highly respected adult entertainment news source, XBIZ states The Human Sexipede’s “production quality is excellent, the screenplay witty, and the sex hot and occasionally twisted.” By gracing the movie as Editor’s Choice, XBIZ shows that as long as a satirical movie is well planned it can still be highly erotic, even when parodying a movie based on sewing asses to mouths. This marks the forth movie by Tom Byron Pictures to be names Editor’s Choice in 2010 joining: Big Tit Fixation 2The Best Of Lord Of Asses, and House Of Ass 12.

The Human Sexipede has proved its popularity and created solid fan base. The soft-trailer on YouTube has now gained over 250,000 views and has the movie been recognized by leaders in horror movie blogs, mainstream outlets (Z100, Spike TV), and even The Human Centipede’s director Tom Six.

“A big thank you goes to XBIZ for noticing how hard we worked. Receiving the Editor’s Choice is an honor,” states Lee Roy Myers, director of The Human Sexipede.

“XBIZ is an industry leader in adult news and for them to choose The Human Sexipede for Editor’s Choice just shows how great of a director Lee Roy Myers is and how talented the performers are,” claims Tom Byron. “Thank you for the recognition XBIZ.”

The Human Sexipede stars: Tom Byron, Sunny Lane, Danica Dillan, Amber Rayne, Jynx Maze, Kaci Starr, Evan Stone, Keni Styles, and Jordan Ash.

Please visit the website www.humansexipede.com for stills, the script, and more from the movie.
The trailer is available on the website, but also on YouTubehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBalKXCaXOM

About Evolution Distribution:
The Human Sexipede is available through Evolution Distribution ( www.evolutiondist.com) and streets Thursday, September 30th, 2010.  For wholesale ordering information, please contact Adam HasnerEvolution Distribution Sales Manager, at 609-426-1777, ext. 228, or email adam@evolutiondist.com.

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THE HUMAN SEXIPEDE OUT NOW!!!!!

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

This is it everyone….The Human Sexipede is out now!!!!

Pick up your copy HERE

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Conversations with Director Lee Roy Myers

Friday, August 20th, 2010

By Gene Ross of AdultFYI

Lee Roy Myers Director of The Human Sexipede

Like an alien from another planet, director Lee Roy Myers came to earth, landed in San Fernando Valley and soon began making the Porn Parody business his own.

No one really knew who Myers was, but he gained quick acceptance into porn society and suddenly emerged as one of the top go-to guys for the reinvented parody genre.

With that kind of real life story in play, I’d figure Myers for at least a porn spin of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Close, but no space ship. Though Myers comes pretty near, having just put the wraps to “The Human Sexipede,” a take on the cult horror hit, “The Human Centipede”.

The original, a Dutch film directed by Tom Six, is about girls who get surgically connected, ass-to-mouth, into a chain of humans with a single digestive system. Family entertainment through and through, you might say. Bring back the drive-ins.

Myers’ project, in tandem with Tom Byron’s company, has gotten a lot of mainstream play in recent weeks from websites devoted to the truly weird.

“Crazy, huh?” laughs Myers acknowledging the attention.

“We picked the project because we figured it was nuts enough that people would say, ‘look at the crazy people in pornography!’”

In all of this gee-whiz and hoo-ha, one’s likely to forget an even earlier announcement Myers put out that he was leaving New Sensations. Lest one be looking for knife fights, ego collisions, the ever popular citing of creative differences, or tabloid confessions that Myers had become world-weary from making parodies prompting his decision to leave, Myers claims it wasn’t that way at all.

“I like doing parodies,” states Myers flatly in rebuttal.

“And I owe a lot to New Sensations. I’m very grateful for what they did for me. But I really feel like I needed to try new things, different projects like The Human Sexipede, something that wouldn’t necessarily fly at New Sensations.”

One thing’s for certain. Myers won’t have much time to bum around, cultivate the five o’clock shadow he’s known for and reside on his laurels.

He’s got his own studio Nightingale Pictures to think about plus a line called Lee Roy Myers Presents [look for a parody of Tron]. This, aside from other deals in the works with Tom Byron Pictures. (more…)

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The Human Centipede Porn Parody You’ve Been Waiting For

Monday, August 9th, 2010


Further proof that the adult entertainment industry can create a parody film out of anything has arrived: director Lee Roy Myers and Tom Byron Pictures will take The Human Centipede and turn it into — wait for it — The Human Sex-ipede. Hilarious rationalizations for this project ahead.

Why did Myers decide to embark on this project? Well, logic.

“The actual movie is about a German mad scientist that sews three people together, anus to mouth. I thought, ‘you know what, this is the perfect concept to base a parody around. Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment.’”

And how! Myers is actually the brain behind such acclaimed XXX parodies as The Office, Seinfeld and Reno 911, but according to him, The Human Sex-ipede might be his Citizen Kane.

“In this version three tourists in Germany are captured by a mad sex educator and he wants to sew them all together, mouth to genitals, and I am doing a slapstick version. It is a true parody and I think it’s one of the best things that I’ve written, at least one of the funniest things that I’ve written.”

The film is scheduled for DVD release this October. Reserve your copies now.

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The Human Sexipede – XXX Parody

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